i wish every day started out with an It’s Always Sunny title card
like when you wake up, or getting ready for work, or just got to work, something happens and the title card flips up with the song
even if it was shitty, it would make the day that much more interesting
"your chair catches fire"
"your coworker chips a tooth on a button"
"you almost die because of ice cream"
"everyone is speaking in japanese for some reason"